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Staff Descriptions
OUTGOING PERSONALITY..........Always going out of the office
GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS...................Able to bullshit
GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS.......Spends lots of time on phone
EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED......Made no major blunders yet
WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY................Too ugly to get a date
INDEPENDENT WORKER.............Nobody knows what he/she does
QUICK THINKING......................Offers plausible excuses
CAREFUL THINKER........................Won't make a decision
USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS......Gets someone else to do it
EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL.....................Speaks English
METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL..................A nit picker
HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES.........Is tall or has a loud voice
EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT...........................Lucky
KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR..............Knows a lot of dirty jokes
CAREER MINDED........................Brown-Noser/Back Stabber
LOYAL..........................Can't get a job anywhere else