GROAN BUT I LIKE IT: LOL

Paddy was a youthful and hard working Irishman at a coastal village in
Ireland. Daily he would pole a heavy old punt out to sea then work a heavy
iron grapple to bring up the sand oysters which he sold to the local ice
works - he was a man of regular habits he always arrived home each day at a
certain time.
Sadly Paddy did not realise the heavy grappling was taking a toll on a
faulty heart. One day he failed to come home, his wife contacted the Police to investigate him missing, they rowed out and found Paddy dead in the punt
beside him a huge grappel full of oysters he'd tried to hoist aboard.


Headlines next day in the 'Irish Times Newspaper.....................












OYSTERS KILL PATRICK