Joke - One Cent Beer!

A man walked into a cafe goes to the bar and orders a beer.

"Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent," says the bartender.

"A penny?" the man exclaims. He asks the bartender for a menu, glances at it and inquires, "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"

"A nickel," the barman replies.

With a surprised tone the man says, "Only five cents? Where's the guy who owns this place?"

The bartender answers, "Upstairs, with my wife."

Puzzled the man asks, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"

"@#$%ing," The bartender says with a smirk, "The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."