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Phone sex problems

Aug 21, 2008 2:46 am Report Abuse

Hi guys, I have been having a little problem trying to have phone sex and i thought someone could help! Now I understand the concept of phone sex and I can put my words together OK but for some reason there is one thing that keeps escaping me and hopefully I can get an answer to this problem. I am really desparate for an answer and the question is; How do I keep the phone from falling out? Any help would be appreciated!!


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Henreiman Aug 21, 2008 2:50 am
Lolololol...try some glue
mrzzz Aug 21, 2008 2:53 am
Call me...
ladylavender Aug 21, 2008 2:59 am
Dial 911...the # is ...9...1...1.........Hope its not busy Dude. And ..and....hope ya dont get someone that stutters...THAT would be EXpensive!!! Good Luck!! WASH YOUR HANDS!! lol
OntheFlops Aug 21, 2008 3:02 am

HA HA HA..lol

~Flops~

ladylavender Aug 21, 2008 3:12 am
THE NUMBER YOU HAVE REACHED IS NO LONGER IN SERVICE>>>IF YOU FEEL YOU HAVE REACHED THIS MESSAGE IN ERROR PLEASE HANG UP AND TRY YOUR CALL AGAIN
ladylavender Aug 21, 2008 3:16 am

HOPE YA DONT REACH ONE OF THEM BLUE TOOTH PHONES!!! that would hurt

ladylavender Aug 21, 2008 3:16 am
OK...I WILL STOP
ladylavender Aug 21, 2008 3:21 am

WAIT WAIT WAIT...."HOW CAN YOU KEEP THE PHONE FROM ..""FALLING...(gulp)...OUT?......YOU NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR......hmm K?

ozboyy Aug 21, 2008 3:21 am
Railbird image uploaded: Aug 18, 2008 4:00 pm
ladylavender Aug 21, 2008 3:31 am
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unicornsmith Aug 21, 2008 3:32 am
well oz where exactly are you putting that phone?if your male i dont want to know, if your female i want to watch.
ladylavender Aug 21, 2008 3:34 am

I'm sayin ......Doctor Doctor give me the news...He's got a bad case of open shoes....see a doc..ask da nurse

ladylavender Aug 21, 2008 3:35 am
I am SOOO kidd'n.......i RE read what i wrote....that just WUT'N right...
cybermom Aug 21, 2008 3:58 am
Oh ozzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, you can't be serious ! Get some porno mags
ladylavender Aug 21, 2008 4:05 am
DOH!!! Dont tell him THAT!!!...People are sue ing those magazines for developing carporal tunnel.
ladylavender Aug 21, 2008 4:06 am
did i say that out loud?...DELETE DELETE DELETE
renegade_rott Aug 21, 2008 4:15 am
Have you tried Duct Tape????LOL
platym Aug 21, 2008 5:16 am
LMAO--- That is very funny oz. owooooooOOOOOOooooooo
usuckbig1 Aug 21, 2008 5:25 am

RIFLMFAO!!!!!!!!

Well you could try tying the cord to "something"

But if your using a cordless phone then your SCREWED!!!

Kitten69 Aug 21, 2008 5:54 am

Duck tape. A man's solution to everything!! My GOD you should have know that! LMAO


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