Being Retired

Working people frequently ask retired people what we do to make our days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day I went downtown to just look around
in Tower Place, as it had been quite some time since I had been there .

I was only in there for about 30 minutes. When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, "Come on, officer, don't you have anything better to do than write a retired person a ticket? Why aren't you out chasing crooks or child molesters...that's out of your league, obviously."

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a 'Nazi.'

He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him 'Barney Fife'. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care..... I came downtown on the bus.
The car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that
said 'OBAMA' in 08. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

It's important to my health.