Many of you have often wondered,
"Could I be a donkey?"
"Could all those people in all those poker rooms be right about me?"
"Are my ears too big for my head?"
Well, wonder no more. I've put together a simple 9 step blog to help you decide.
If you find yourself agreeing with a majority of the pictures, you may be a donkey.
Let's begin 
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If you found yourself in agreement with 3 or more of these, don't worry.

has many apartments for rent, and lots of houses for purchase. Imagine the joy
of living surrounded by those who think like you do. Daily Bingo games, free carrots,
and all the bad beats you can handle giving out. (some restrictions may apply)
If this sounds like the life for you, call 1-800-FULL-TILT, ask for extension 'POKERSTARS'
(Limited time offer- the first 500 callers will receive this handy sign for outside your home!)

22 comments
they look good to me.....
thats reason i joined the donks that all makes sence to me great way to play cards
heeeeeeeeeeee hawwwwwwwwwwwwww
Damn you to hell Shiznizzled !!! You gone told the whole world how my strategy works!!
There's a whole herd of us Donkey's out here who play our poker with the best hands, 72 and 83 os, now we may have to play those AA's lmao.
Nice blog, another tribute to the DNC!!!!
The GOF.
PS Come play with us donks @ the Kickazz tonight.
SIGN ME UP! As you can see I am ready!