Signs that you may not be ready for live poker

your pocket Aces gret cracked and you start screaming, "THIS SITE IS RIGGED!!!!!!!!".

You pull out your mouse and start clicking it as if you are trying to fold.

You sit down and realise you know a few of the players and want to check out their stats. You're very angry when SharkScope won't load >=(.

LOL....

When you sit and wait for the site to tell you its your turn to bet...

Mama

You wish the WSOP had a play money division

You try to get into the WSOP by giving them a password

shoot me quick before I add more.........

you can't find the "fold to any bet" button no matter how hard you look

you ask the pit boss where the computer is

You complain you cant read the screen

You show up in your pajamas and wonder why everyone is looking at you as you put your feet up on the table holding a pair of 2's with a cat ate the cream look on your face.

you ask for extra time while you reconnect during a hand

you constantly click on the tournament lobby to check who has the biggest stack

you try to play a hand at 8 different tables.

You ask the dealer for a printout of your last hand

...you ask the dealer why there isn't that little number next to each pile of chips to tell you how many is in the stack.

...you notice between hands, the dealer does this funny "thing" where he scatters the cards on the table and moves them around to mix them all up.

...you notice that none of the players at your table actually look like an avatar.

When your bankroll is 45 cents !

You keep saying 'where's the auto rebuy button'

You notice that the blinds don't post for you and you ask why is there no post-blind button.

You can't find the main lobby button.

LoL! Too funny!