What do u tell beggars?

Almost always when im railing on FT, mostly watching Gus Hansen or other pro's play PLO, beggars pollute the rail by asking for 5$.

At fist I couldn't believe anybody could be this dumb and thought it was a prank.

I mean why the hell would u give someone you don't know ur hard-earned money?

I tried to find out if they were for real or just begging for attention....and sadly, most of them are for real.

Nowadays I just make fun of them.

Some of the things I like to tell Beggars:

• "Just steal ur dad's credit card."
  
• "If u beat me at a game of PLO I'll send u 5$" (They almost never accept this offer and when they do they play like complete tards.......geez, who would have thought?)
  
• "If u shut up for ten minutes I'll send u 5$" "Really?" "Yes Really!"......(Not! But they often shut up for a while)
  
• "Does anybody want 5$?" "Nobody?" "U can pay me back anytime?" "Why doesn't anybody want 5$?"
  Dont react to any of their cries. It will drive them nuts.

So...anybody else got some nice comments I can use next time some dumbass start begging for cash?