Seven kinds of sex
Aug 8, 2008 7:08 am
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Seven kinds of sex
Results of a recent survey show that there are 7 kinds of sex:
The first kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you
have sex until you are blue in the face.
The second kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The third kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time.
Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The fourth kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too long.
When you pass each other in the hallway, you both say 'screw you.'
The fifth kind of sex is called: Religious Sex Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The sixth kind is called Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife or husband any more.
She or he takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And; Last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.
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15 comments
In my twenties I was in the "I-Can't-Belive-Its-Not-Sex" phase
it involved magazines
good times...........................good times
#8...
Dead & buried...
Your only chance is with yourself !!!!
Best wishes & Luck!
I think that sometimes it is better to take matters into your own hands ! You know what they say, "it takes two hands to handle the Whopper !...lol.....
.....play on .....Tc.....
I just have never grown up and still on No1, dont tell me there's another 6 stages to go. whew, will I make it!!!!
Hehehehehe!
The GOF.