I have had this goldfish for two days... I won him at the fair and I know it sounds crazy, but over these last 48 hours, I have grown such a strong bond with him... I came home today to find he was vomiting nonstop in his lil fishy bowl until it was almost overflowing. I took him to the fish doctor, and I found out that he needs a butt transplant within the next 6 months, or he will continue to vomit to release his waste forever because his butt is just to small for his overwhelmingly large fishy poops... Please send prayers! Checks and money orders are also accepted... Thank you all for your time...

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RoseG42

Aug 7, 2008 1:45 am

I thought of so many things I want to say about your fish needing a butt transplant, but I'm known as a lady here, so I won't.

Good luck to you and swimmy mcswinsalot.

niccollette

Aug 7, 2008 1:47 am

lol

Railbird image uploaded: Feb 11, 2008 6:21 pm

cybermom

Aug 7, 2008 1:50 am

Awwwwwwwww, my thoughts and prayers are with you.

cybermom

Aug 7, 2008 1:51 am

Am sending you a check for $10,000.00 for his surgery and long-term care.

theSINISTER

Aug 7, 2008 2:01 am

ohhhhhhhhh~so thats whats wrong with my fishy~

i thought it was just cause he drank like a fish!~

u can charge it to my cards~hehehe~

DeltaQ

Aug 7, 2008 2:03 am

Teach him to swim bacwards...?

theSINISTER

Aug 7, 2008 2:06 am

fartingfish.jpg Farting Fish image by Jinty24

jusfoldf1sh

Aug 7, 2008 2:07 am

lol thats crazy

theSINISTER

Aug 7, 2008 2:07 am

fishpiercing.jpg funny fish image by mutumbo666

hahahha~Lmaooooooooooooo~

theSINISTER

Aug 7, 2008 2:09 am

daiiii.jpg fish faces image by hi5market

i think this art works cool~ive seen him paint hands also~

theSINISTER

Aug 7, 2008 2:12 am

Funny_Pictures_2616.jpg Gold Fish Bra image by darkflame_91

fishy boob transplant~ask her who her doctor is~hahahaa

SwannySA

Aug 7, 2008 2:14 am

Well, just goes to show "No such thing as a free lunch". Perhaps that is why the fishy was up for grabs in a raffle?.

lol @ Delta "teach him to swim backwards". But yes, I have since forwarded $1237.00 to your Tilt account towards his care after the butt operation.

theSINISTER

Aug 7, 2008 2:16 am

youhavejustbeenfishslapped.gif SLAP FISH KNOXVILLE SPANK image by spydergirl67

DMKNIGHT82

Aug 7, 2008 2:17 am

So sorry about your fishy... hope Swimmy gets better real soon!!!!

theSINISTER

Aug 7, 2008 2:17 am

fun_st1.jpg bubble eyed fish image by XxEMOxXxKIDxX

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez~whats wrong with this one?~can u have him checked also~?~

orlandmb

Aug 7, 2008 2:36 am

Don't know what was funnier, the blog or the comments! LMFAO at both! Sinister, I don't know where you get your pictures from, but keep them coming!

theSINISTER

Aug 7, 2008 2:37 am

donotfear-4.gif Do Not Fear The Fish ! - 4 image by 70camaro

Codimis

Aug 7, 2008 6:01 am

hahaha u all u crazy characters. swim backwards! of course! i think u should consider a job as a fish doctor, Dr. Delta, awww and sinny, u found a wittle girlfriend for swinsalot!