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How to turn 1 dollar into 109 in under 3 hours.

Jul 15, 2008 9:14 am Report Abuse

Hello Everyone,

I was playing in the dollar rebuy on Sunday night and played four hours. I was ten spots from the money with enough chips to fold to the money if I wanted to and get dealt AA. The button, who is the huge chip leader, raises me a quarter of my stack and I push. He shows me Kc10c and hits a K and 10 on the river to break me. I very rarely leave a tourney unbelievably pissed, but I left that one cussing like Phil Helmuth. I left that tourney unbelievably frustrated and disheartened. I felt (no pun intended) I played well, bid my time and waited for my spot, got my money in good and still lost. Not much you can say after busting in a tourney, basically on the bubble with the best hand, playing the best you possibly can.

I went to bed pretty down but woke up with Chumbawumba's "Tub Thumping" in my head. My family had invited me over to play some poker with them and I gladly accepted. I forgot my wallet and they kindly staked me and my wife for our game under the condition that I would pay them back if I won immediately, if not later etc. When we were finished my wife and I had paid back our collective ten dollar stake and busted all but one person at the table leaving with over 40 dollars in complete profit. I managed to get completely toasted as I did not respect the pre mixed mojitos I was drinking. I think me chanting MOJITO!!! while playing my family caused them to portray me as the drunken idiot, failing to repsect aces, kings, and a set of sixes.

The ride home was embarrassing for me. I got sick three times during the ride home and at one point I had (wow this is embarrassing) to urinate and I threw up while urinating... UGLY I rarely drink for a reason and I was painfully reminded of it. Would I do it all over again? OBVIOUSLY....

So that brings us to today. The meat of this quasi drunken epic/feel good story of the morning. I decided to join a satellite to the 100+9 satellite to Full Tilt's Million Dollar Garuntee. Golly gee wiz that was a mouthfull Anyways, I decided since this was a rebuy and I anticipated some exceptionally bad play, that I was going to neglect to rebuy or add-on. I did this because I feel that due to the low buy-in and the basically winner take all format of this tourney, the real profit would be in winning without paying 3-5 dollars in a tournament where I could easily bust and it would all be a complete loss. The plan was to let my opponents basically pay my rebuys and I would capitalize on their bad play. Normally, in a rebuy, I would rebuy immediately and add on at break. It's sound strategy for a rebuy and I recommend it to anyone who plays in them.

To make a way too long story short, I had aces under the gun and limped with them. The button, chip leader at the time raised all in... OH NO... NOT AGAIN. Did we come this far, play this well, to relive the horrible car crash of Sunday night again??? Obviously... NOT! I double up, cripple the chip leader and put myself in position to eventually win it all. Another key hand is where my tens held up to two all-ins of AJ and A9. Putting your money in with tens is never comfortable, but they held up and after that I had such a huge chip lead I was able to be patient and wait out my opponent head up. I was now a 109 dollars richer and standing taller than I have in a long time.

Playing in huge MTT's can be a mixed bag. The real money in them is getting to the top 5 money spots. If you can win one, it's very rewarding financially and gratifying personally. Nothing feels better than making a bunch of cash and outlasting hundreds while doing it. Often times though, you spend two to four hours just to finish in the money and get a little more than your buyin back. If you bust late or on the bubble, it can be devestating, on your ego and over time on your bankroll. It can be upsetting to spend four hours getting to the final table and busting just a few places from the real cash. You have to play and be optimistic and believe you can win but also be realistic and know that even your best effort can go unrewarded.

I wanted to thank Seraphi for always being there as a mentor. He is very knowledgeable, patient and great at keeping me in perspective with my head up. He has shown me so much and never asked for anything in return. I also wanted to thank my clansmate (that just sounds wrong), tryboness, for playing in the event and railing me as he busted right before the final table. He always is positive and cheers me up daily with his never give up and never say die attitude.

So In summary: Aces cracked, got drunk, took all my family's money, turned 1 dollar into 109. Not bad for a few days work. Thanks for reading and all your daily support. Keep on keeping on. Be real and be the bird that catches the worm!


BJJ



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tryboness Jul 15, 2008 9:25 am
way to go bro MONSTERS ROCK !!
bigword Jul 15, 2008 9:26 am
great story, i almosted choked and threw up reading the part about you throwing up while taking a piss. Never eat and drink while reading stories, lol . Congrats to u.
apfjr Jul 15, 2008 9:28 am

I saw the title and was interested. I saw the length of the blog and almost left. Well worth the read, thanks for the laughs. congrats on the win

JOEACES Jul 15, 2008 10:35 am
GOOD STORY!!! TELL ME THOUGH.....PISS AND PUKE HIT YOUR SNEAKERS,RIGHT?!!
Codimis Jul 15, 2008 10:42 am
So what you're saying is that to turn a buck into $109, I have to get aces cracked on the bubble, get drunk and puke while pissing, then enter a $1 satellite to the 100+9 satellite to Full Tilt s Million Dollar Garuntee? Sounds like a lot of work. Jk obv. Nice work. Can't be easy to pull off but i liked your strategy going into it.
hopet919 Jul 15, 2008 1:59 pm

lol Joeaces...

I think remaining positive while down in chips or having bad beats is always the key. Your attitude has everything to do with ur play. Great story. tks

barry201 Jul 16, 2008 9:36 pm
Nice job bro!!!!!

So, are you gonna play the $109 satellite or use the tourney$$$ for other smaller tourneys????

Monsters Rock!!!
bernie510 Jul 16, 2008 9:50 pm
haha great story. i wish i can make that kind of a comeback after a night like that. good job!
saffyremyst Jul 16, 2008 10:08 pm
Great story...hehehe
Best of luck with the money and keep on winning!
saffy
billyjustin Jul 16, 2008 10:13 pm
Great story...but I feel like I should write an equally long comment or you. So I'm gonna more or less blab and blab and through some kudos your way between my blabbing and blabbing. So blab blab blab...you told the story well.. Blab blab blab....pretty sick the throwing up and pissing part..guess the only way that could've been worse is pissing out your butt then having to throw up. blab blab blab..ok..I can't do it. Seriously..loved the story. Congratz on the win.that woulda made me quit for a few days. I hate playing chip leaders sometimes. You never know how they got there chips at bubble time. 9 out of 10 times they played bingo and all in'd a/2 and K/7 and just got freakin lucky. Once in a while they actually played good and picked there spots and made the most profit from good hands. Doesn't sound like it...Personally..if I'm short stack or facing someone with a very very small stack..I'll shove with it. But not the way and timing he did. Sounds like you coulda very easily damaged his stack. Oh well, you won right...way to stay off tilt the next time. Oh wow..this turned into a long comment...there...I praised your play while mocking you at the same time..my job is done
BigJoeJones Jul 16, 2008 10:20 pm
Pissing out your butt and having to throw up???? LOL!!!! TY for the mockliment :P
Sandman2369 Jul 17, 2008 12:35 am

I had to comment on this post as mojitos are one of my favorite drinks. What makes me laugh is that I know how easy it is to drink too many as they are such a cool refreshing drink, but I have yet to get drunk on them.

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Congrats on the win, though I can’t believe you took your own family for money! LOL

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I also commend you for recognizing those that have helped or encouraged your game.

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Keep up the good play!

Seldric Jul 17, 2008 3:51 am

WELL DONE! WAY TO GO. BRO!

I mean... only the wins - not the 'being drunk'!

KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK!

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