IT HAPPENS...LOL

GOTTA PEE

Two womenfriends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said:

'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst... My wife came home with no panties!!'

'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said.....

'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'

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LMAO Thats a good one

i remember hearing this from somewhere before

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Too Fuuny

~Flops~

hahaha very funny

LMAO

I liked this one, thanks MommaTina.

A little macabre but still LMAO.

oooo mmm gggg

Tina TIna , i'll never let u go drunk in town anymore, u would have the Firestation card in u'r... (bip) ... Becuz u never wears panties..


Nice one.. TIna Really nice one..

OMG , talking about messed up situation...This was priceless MommaTina...Needed a good laugh....Thank you keep them coming...LB

that is hilarious...thank you mommatina needed a good laugh this morning

too darn funny!! lmao

Just for you, from all the guys of "Ladder 49"--so funny!

omg now that is freaking funny,,,great joke hun hehehehe tyvm for sharing it with us tc hugssssss