It's Monday and National Mental Health Day!

9 Ways To Maintain Your Mental Health (Try these today!)

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
6. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
7. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
8. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
9. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"