chuck norris

You know what I never knew...

I never knew that chuck norris was a real fighter, thought it was all acting, bit it turns out he was like bruce lee...

i like #2

just like bruce lee only hairier

Whoa now, he does have some "real" Martial Arts skills, but not even comparable to Bruce Lee... who was and still is the MAN. Lee created his own genre of Martial Arts and is probably the main reason MMA ever became this big in the US. Ok rant over.

i like this one...

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.

actually our own member Tom Mcevoy won that one lol

Notice the difference?

Yep... Bruce woulda owned Chucky.

Don't get me wrong... I like Norris... but come on.

What does Chuck Norris give for Christmas presents?

PAIN *****!

isnt chuck norris a kick boxing champion or sumthin?......big diff between him and lee.....lee was a diff kind of bad-ass....more defined....but dont tell chuck i said that i wanna stay on his non deadly side.

let's not compare Lee to anyone...don't get me wrong, Norris is oddly badass, but I think it's more of a given title than the one Lee had. Bruce was one of those kinds of guys you KNEW not to f*** with, even though he'd never have said it. Plus the mystique of his death and all that...there's a lot more mythology surrounding him. Chuck's gonna tear your @$$ apart, but I don't think he could do it as elegantly as Bruce would have done.

oh, and I like statement 2 better...it's hee-larious!

babyeagle

Jul 3, 2008 4:55 am

Also, keep in mind, why someone like Chuck Norris and yes, he is good but not great, usually come up in comparison to someone great as Bruce Lee.

1) Marketing: Norris had it, gets it more simply because in business he is more marketable.

Who's Chuck Norris?