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Tickle me Elmo (last try)

Apr 13, 2008 5:55 am Report Abuse

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.

The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.


The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena .

'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...'

'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.



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jandlhart8 Apr 13, 2008 6:04 am
yea it works now, I couldnt comment when first posted. Was she a blonde by chance? funny stuff
Andie322 Apr 13, 2008 6:05 am
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! Thats funny. That would surprise a few parents seeing those hanging from their kids toy lol.
hopet919 Apr 13, 2008 6:14 am
that is so wrong....lol
MarnieT Apr 13, 2008 6:27 am
One of my faves, thanks very much for the belly laugh....
RedEe Apr 13, 2008 7:36 am
LOL , that's hilarious.
SwannySA Apr 13, 2008 8:03 am

hahahahaha ROLLING. I don't think Lena was blonde, but I DO think the Personnel Manager needs to elucidate when giving instructions.

elmo.jpg elmo image by olioliooooo

jontyroads Apr 13, 2008 10:05 am

ha ha nice 1 magoo

now elmo can say little more than "that tickles!!!!"

cheers Jonty

bj2207 Apr 13, 2008 10:17 am
That's just wrong.....but freakin funny!!!!!! But still wrong......but freakin funny!!!!!LMFAO
holdin2s Apr 13, 2008 12:39 pm

rofl

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

thanks for the giggle, Mrs

I was needing that

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MrsMagoo Apr 13, 2008 12:41 pm
i'm still wondering if it made his laugh go from heeheeheeee to HAHAHAHA (thats spoze to be a more blokey laugh lol)
NakiePolice Apr 14, 2008 2:07 am

LMAO only you could make me laugh so hard very nice

Kitten69 Apr 14, 2008 2:19 am
LMAO..........to funny!!
fluffy Apr 14, 2008 2:38 am
so cute..i forwarded it to my daughter and sister...

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