Guy went into a men's room and at the urinal next to him there was a short stocky guy dressed in green and there was a long crooked cane placed against the wall.
To satisfy the obvious curiosity, he asked the little man if he was a Leprechaun. The man replied "I might be, young fella, why do yee ask?" To which he replied "Well, if you were, you could grant me three wishes".
"OK, young fella. If yee want three wishes, just drop your drawers and let me take yee from behind."
He was a little hesitant, but thinking of all the good things three wishes could bring, he complied.
After the little guy had his way with him, he turned and started with his list of wishes. To which he received this reply: "Whoa there young fella. I be surprised that a big boy like you be believin' in Leprechauns" as he picked up his walking stick and left the men's room.
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