Drinks Show Your Personality
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's
personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately,
they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:
PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU!
Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach : Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................
Drink : Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
Drink : Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
PART B: MAN-DRINKS & WHO THE MEN ARE!
THEN, there is the MALE addendum - - The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid .
Wine : He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whiskey : He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila : He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay
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9 comments
hmmmmmmm i will have to remember this when and if i ever get back into the bar scene this could be very helpful lmaooo in otherwords it will get me slapped lmaooo j/k
cheers ( evil clown )
hmmm...this would be me..
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.....
(This should be interesting)
LOL
Q: Whats a blondes mating call
A: Oh I'm so drunk
Q: whats a brunettes mating call
A: Are all the blondes gone yet
I would have to go with astrogini...Okay.. so explain someone a woman who will beer, tequila shots, margaritas, and mixed drinks with Rum, Vodka, Tequila, but I would have too add frozen & icecream drinks in the summer time?
I am one of a kind...LOL
I don't know astrogini; I would say I would be the lady to leave all the guys guessing!!!
I myself am kinda like A55A55IN i would have to go with all of them LOL
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid .
Wine : He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whiskey : He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila : He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
Well GL 2 yall and make sure u drink responsibly LMAO
Hickoid
