THE PHONE RINGS AND THE LADY OF THE HOUSE ANSWERS, "HELLO."
"MRS. WARD, PLEASE."
"SPEAKING."
"MRS. WARD, THIS IS DOCTOR JONES AT THE MEDICAL TESTING LABORATORY. WHEN YOUR DOCTOR SENT YOUR HUSBAND'S BIOPSY TO THE LAB YESTERDAY, A BIPSY FROM ANOTHER MR. WARD ARRIVED AS WELL, AND WE ARE NOW UNCERTAIN WHICH ONE IS YOUR HUSBANDS. FRANKLY THE RESULTS ARE EITHER BAD OR TERRIBLE.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" MRS. WARD ASKS NERVOUSLY.
"WELL, ONE OF THE SPECIMENS TESTED POSITIVE FOR ALZHEIMERS AND THE ONE TESTED POSITIVE FOR AIDS. WE CANT TELL WHICH ARE YOUR HUSBANDS."
"THATS DREADFUL! CANT YOU DO THE TEST AGAIN?" QUESTIONED MRS WARD
"NORMALLY WE CAN, BUT MEDICARE WILL ONLY PAY FOR THESE EXPENSIVE TESTS ONE TIME. THE PEOPLE AT MEDICARE RECOMMEND THAT YOU DROP YOUR HUSBAND OFF SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF TOWN. IF HE FINDS HIS WAY HOME, DONT SLEEP WITH HIM!!!
HOPE YOU GET A GOOD LAUGH
SGT WILSON
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1ST OFF ITS A JOKE AND IF U CANT TAKE IT LIKE A GRAIN OF SALT THEN U NEED TO GROW UP ALOT
2ND THIS ANTI GAY MILITARY PROTECTS YOUR RIGHTS AND FREEDOM OF SPEECH AS WE CAN TELL IN YOUR COMMENT
GOOD DAY ALAN CHIRAS
SGT WILSON
THANK YOU TODAYISAGIFT
SGT WILSON
And so true... Medicare sucks, my gram tells me about that stuff all the time