My rant so please don't be offended...
Jan 24, 2008 5:29 am
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I just found out my kids grandparents who are watching my kids just did something very
screwed up to my kids...
A friend of mine asked me once what my ideal woman was....
I don't believe she exists but here is what I think...
My "Perfect" Woman
1. She would be blind from birth so as to be unable to judge me by the color of my skin.
2. She would be slightly hard of hearing so she would have to listen intently when I spoke
instead of constantly interrupting or telling me what I am thinking.
3. She would have a slight limp that would cause her feet to hurt after a while so I would have
to sit and rub them for her every night.
4. She would have beautiful hair that needed brushing every night which of course would be
my job as she rested from her sore feet.
5. She would have spent part of her life homeless so she would appreciate a man who would
spend every night with her talking about her hopes and dreams and sharing his fears and
concerns.
6. She would be very up to date on world affairs and love to speculate what the world would be
like if we all just worked together.
7. She would be a little needy so as to actually WANT to spend time with me versus going out to
the bar with her girl friends or dating a bunch of guys who just want to get laid.
8. She would be religious and understand that even though I do believe in GOD I am not sure
I understand the things he does.
9. She would love children and see them as I do.. A gift from GOD to take care of until we give
them back to him.
10. My best friend. The person to make my bad dreams go away.
Thats her in a nutshell. Does she exist? Hell no...But one can hope...
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reverse the gender in each statement and you would have what I have been looking for since divorce in 73.
At my age, 64, all the men want a maid, momma, or are gay.
Oh well
And you want the two of you to "Give Back your children to God" ( the natural order of things is for the children to lose their parents, NOT for parents to lose their children)
I am just NOT getting it.....what did I miss?
How about this time you actually READ the blog
And open your mind. I asked for a blind woman who
didn't judge me by the color of my skin
she would be slightly hard of hearing so she would
actually LISTEN to what I had to say
she would have spent time homeless so she can
APPRECIATE a man who loves her
Its not that difficult, just think with the right side of your brain
not the left for a second it will come into focus
I dont get it, what does this have to do with your kids and their grandparents?
The list is kind of messed up.
Oh, and God is not a "her"
If you don't understand it then its probably not
something I can explain it to you. In order to get
it u need to be able to think OUTSIDE the box
and I really am not in the mood to explain it to you
The title says its my rant and dont be offended
Those of you who DO understand it thankyou
for your kinds words
kaedyn
Well I fit 8 out of the 10 HAHAHAHAHAHAA....I am not blind but I don't judge someone by the color of their skin, and I am not hard of hearing and I always listen intently believe it or not....
BUT...I don't have a limp but my feet are sore at night from running all over the Casino paying out Jackpot winners ROFL...so a foot rub would be AWESOME!!
OH...I have long hair...I am tired of brushing it so have at it LOL.
I live in an RV...how much more homeless do I need to be HAHA
Anyway....she does exist...but you have to be willing to accept her. She is probally sitting right under your nose.
'NEVER shall a young man,
Thrown into despair
By those great honey-coloured
Ramparts at your ear,
Love you for yourself alone
And not your yellow hair.'
'But I can get a hair-dye
And set such colour there,
Brown, or black, or carrot,
That young men in despair
May love me for myself alone
And not my yellow hair.'
'I heard an old religious man
But yesternight declare
That he had found a text to prove
That only God, my dear,
Could love you for yourself alone
And not your yellow hair.'
William Butler Yeats
And with a disability of partial deafness instead of wishing for someone who would care enough to listen to you
And for her to be needy (desperate) and to have suffered the horrable hard ship of homelessness instead of for a woman who would love and appreciate a man who loves her equally.
And believe me, I understand what you said. You would wish pain and suffering on others if it would get you what you need.
True Love doesn't ask for others to suffer for your happiness, It is doing EVERYTHING in the world to spare others a single moments suffering
Come On... I understood what was there , I just don't think it has anything to do with Love, It was all " they would suffer so I could have what I want"
I am just saying
Thats pretty awesome you made me smile
and thankyou Rose for the kind comments.
I cannot believe how some people actually
make it through the day without tripping
over something...
Do you know what a metaphor is?
All of that was metaphorically speaking
I don't really want a person who is BLIND in the physical
sense but BLIND in the objective sense.
I don't want a person who is going deaf LITERALLY but
who listens intently in the PHYSICAL sense
You know what I am tired of trying to explain myself
I apologize thats why I labeled it my rant its not supposed
to make sense to everyone...
Is there a good metaphorical meaning to "suffer pain" or "needy"?
Look I do think I understand where you where coming from and what you wanted to communicate. and I am really NOT trying to be an A-hole. I was just troubled by the subtext of what I was reading.
I actually hope you find the perfect mate for you and that you BOTH live long happy healthy lives.
Sorry if I offended you in any way and good luck on and off of the felt
I said her feet would hurt after a little while
just forget it
ill take the blog down
i am sorry guys
And I have come around to see what you meant, and like I said I hope you find the perfect woman for you man.
I wasn't trying to upset you, and I am sorry if I offended you in any way
I think anyone who wants to love and be loved should get the chance
Seriously, The best of luck to you in everything