Wanna trade for a day?
Jan 24, 2008 1:15 am
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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours
while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through,
so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen."
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish....
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. -
He arose,
-cooked breakfast for his mate,
- Awakened the kids,
-Set out their school clothes,
-Fed them breakfast,
-Packed their lunches,
-Drove them to school,
-Came home and Picked up the dry cleaning,
-Took it to the cleaners and
-Stopped at the bank to make a deposit,
-Went grocery shoppi ng, then drove home to put away the groceries,
-Paid the bills and balanced the check book.
-He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then it was already 1P.M. And he hurried to make the beds,
-Do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and Mop the kitchen floor.
-Ran to the school to pick up the kids and
-Got into an argument with them on the way home.
-Set out milk and cookies and
-Got the kids organized to do their homework,
-Then set up the ironing board and
-Watched TV while he did the ironing.
-At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,
-Breaded the pork chops and
-Snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen,
-Ran the dishwasher,
-Folded laundry,
-Bathed the kids, and put them to bed.
At 9 P.M. He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished,
he went to b ed where he was expected to make love,
which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said:
"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my Wife's'
being able to stay home all day. Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy
to change things back to the way they were.
You'll just have to wait nine months though........
You got pregnant last night."
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