Bike chains.........

So You want info on my bike chain and it's meaning..............
Well three years ago I received a call from Mr. X-not his name-A good friend though. He screamed that he needed a bike chain and and he needed one fast. Man I really need a bike chain, do you have one?
"Why?"
Well I just gave all my money to this hot hooker and my rent is due she is leaving in 20 minutes and I can't let her leave.
Why do you need the bike chain?
She ain't leaving!
And then he hung the phone up...............................
I went into panic mode because he is serious by nature so I thought he was for real. Then I called my friend, his roommate, Gabriel. He told me to call him back to see if I need to call police to try to stop this.
Ten minutes later I decided to call Gabriel back but when I did I could hear the ringtone from his cell phone so I jumped up and turned around and they were both standing there with bike chains covered in blood and they instructed me that I was not obligated to pass on the legacy of the bike chain.