Water = What is really in it

NO MORE WATER FOR  ME!

Ben Franklin said: In wine there is  wisdom, in beer there is freedom,
in water there is  bacteria.

In a number of  carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1  liter of water each day, at the end
of the year we would have absorbed  more than 1 kilo of Escherichia
coli, (E. coli); bacteria found in feces. In  other wo rds, we are
consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine  and beer (or
tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go
through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or
fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine  = Health

Therefore, it's better  to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
water and be full of  shit.

There is no need to thank  me for this valuable information: I'm doing
it as a public  service.

HAPPY  HALLOWEEN